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Eastenders! Never!
As we sit on the couch,
not watching Eastenders
you bring me up to date.
Five years worth of Albert Square.
As we go through the storyline,
Dot Cotton, with tired coal-dipped hair
still chain smoked in the Laundrette.
But you wouldn’t know because,
between episodes of Coronation Street
you emphatically do not watch Eastenders!
Fancy a pint at the ‘Vic’?
amb©June 2004
As we sit on the couch,
not watching Eastenders
you bring me up to date.
Five years worth of Albert Square.
As we go through the storyline,
Dot Cotton, with tired coal-dipped hair
still chain smoked in the Laundrette.
But you wouldn’t know because,
between episodes of Coronation Street
you emphatically do not watch Eastenders!
Fancy a pint at the ‘Vic’?
amb©June 2004