| Twinkie Over Dose |
Twinkie Over Dose
Oh yellow sponge cake I devour you
until my stomach is pushing through,
my too tight shirt --- popping buttons blue
while straining my belt and causing burps anew.
Such sweet desire the whole day long
of eating twinkies ‘till midnight's gone,
the cream inside so full of grease
but eating you shall never cease.
A chaser of beer with a spritz soda
to enhance the belches that come and go-a,
throughout the day and night time sleep
you’re sweeter than a box of peeps.
A box a day, on weekends more
it helps me to be not a bore,
so everyone who knows my addiction
will continue to talk of my affliction.
The secret though they no not of
that eating twinkies is my second love,
as sweet as twinkies are to me
they’re even better with sweetened tea.
My doctor says I should lose some weight
my doctors know not how to speak,
unto the twinkie addict I am
so kiss off Doc! - go eat some spam.
I must go get some items to clean
my keyboard’s sticky with twinkie cream,
but not to fear this is not the first
keyboard lost when a twinkie burst.
In closing, to all my friends and kin
if twinkie death should be my end
I ask that you while at the grave
have a twinkie and celebrate!
by DWHolmes (copyright – 2005)
Oh yellow sponge cake I devour you
until my stomach is pushing through,
my too tight shirt --- popping buttons blue
while straining my belt and causing burps anew.
Such sweet desire the whole day long
of eating twinkies ‘till midnight's gone,
the cream inside so full of grease
but eating you shall never cease.
A chaser of beer with a spritz soda
to enhance the belches that come and go-a,
throughout the day and night time sleep
you’re sweeter than a box of peeps.
A box a day, on weekends more
it helps me to be not a bore,
so everyone who knows my addiction
will continue to talk of my affliction.
The secret though they no not of
that eating twinkies is my second love,
as sweet as twinkies are to me
they’re even better with sweetened tea.
My doctor says I should lose some weight
my doctors know not how to speak,
unto the twinkie addict I am
so kiss off Doc! - go eat some spam.
I must go get some items to clean
my keyboard’s sticky with twinkie cream,
but not to fear this is not the first
keyboard lost when a twinkie burst.
In closing, to all my friends and kin
if twinkie death should be my end
I ask that you while at the grave
have a twinkie and celebrate!
by DWHolmes (copyright – 2005)
